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    Des Says

    Due to a certain change in my private life, a few forum members have requested that I start a daily post of mainly (but not exclusively) bike related one liners. Also, you can send questions via PM to me and I can answer them through this thread.

    This thread will be locked and only I will access it. Obviously, most forum members will not be able to post replies but you can always start your own thread referring to the stuff here.

    So here it is ... watch this space.

    Cheers
    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    Sorry for the delay.

    There were a couple of technical issues that needed to be addressed first.

    For today's post, I'll pay tribute to TC and add something of my own.

    [size=10pt]Wear a helmet ... but don't use it[/size].

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    There's alot of bicycle noobs on the roads now that summer is here.

    Set a good example. Ride well.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    Be nice to drivers, even though some of them drive like maniacs.

    "Spreading The Love" has to start from somewhere.

    There's no shame if you are that person.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    You know a guy has big thighs when what you thought were baggy shorts turned out to be cycling knicks.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    Running a red light.

    Almost hitting an elderly lady crossing the street.

    Wearing the Australian National Champion colours.

    You sir, are a first class muppet.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    Buy/Build a quality bike for someone you love.

    It's the gift that keeps on giving.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    I was asked why a certain member of our forum often removes his shirt in public.

    The answer is he is hot like a curry and that makes others sexist.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    If you're worried about your bar tape not matching your saddle, you're not riding enough.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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    Re: Des Says

    Having matching front and rear wheels is over rated.

    That is all.

    Des
    No. I do not ride for fashion and I do not care if your bicycle is prettier than mine.

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