Barry Wiegard has THE kindest looking face... He looks like he wants to listen to your problems then give you a hug
I will blind you with my pink bits.
Regarded as a playboy of the international peloton.
Socking it to the man, one whipskid at a time.
You shouldn't leave it out so late, someone might make love to it
My fetishes have been commodified
Fuck alright, how bout we all drink iced tea and knit him blankets?
for your health