top bike tv needs you.

[brendan]

cyclocross supporter, fluent french speaker and all around nice guy David Olle needs Melbourne People (or visiting foreigners) to appear in Cycling Sooty Park's roller room segment. If you can race on the rollers and are even vaguely interesting, hit him up. There are free things involved, and they provide pizza. I'd do it, but i did it last year, and managed to beat former women's road race world champ (and all around nice lady) judith arendt.

details:
Topbike Tours | Cycling Sooty Park

dave's email is further down the page.

[ianhuman_xX]

Sprints, I assume?

[brendan]

Sprints, I assume?

yeah. one lap, if memory serves. 400m. no handicap.

[ianhuman_xX]

yeah. One lap, if memory serves. 400m. No handicap.

Mum I'm going to be on TV!

[mr_dylan]

TopBikeTV - Formerly known as Sooty Park - Australia's only Weekly Cycling Show
That seemed like a similarly informative link.
Is there a chance I can get in the crowd and yell shit at people?
I mean not yell 'SHIIIIT!' and that, more like 'sprint, you hipster bitch, spriiiiint!'

[nikcee]

yeah. one lap, if memory serves. 400m. no handicap.

i'd pay to watch chaz vs ryan - best of 5 as well to make them suffer.

[brendan]

nah, you only get one race, and for the rest of the time you make up the crowd. you do, however, get to yell at people you've never met.

and pizza. it's from ladro, and therefore very good.

[brendan]

oh, and here's me last year:

YouTube - Judith Arndt vs the Alley Cat.mov

[P!N20]

^ The Alley Cat, HA HA HA

[HeavyMetalCyclist]

Brendan, your hair is amazing. Is that Sean the man in the background?
Also, you are a massive dork.