This, my friends, takes the highest level of accolades for stupidest fucking bike, ever.
The bicymple. The bicycle, simplified.
Prepare yourselves.
I can't help but to feel that with the rear in the 'swing' position, the bicymple is the bike equivalent of a ripstik
a two-wheeled unicycle. i'm sure someone somewhere would buy one. but they've probably spent all their money on adult diapers.
oh. i was thinking like Smorgys only 100 times bigger.
dildos that actually look like wangs are kinda expensive
You're all hopped up on goofballs
I'm sure there are forums dedicated to the world's shittest youtube vids. Fortunately, this is not one of them.
that's kinda like sleeping with your best friend's wife, then asking him to wipe your dick afterwards
you revived a 4 month old thread to say you love ball sacks?
So how do I machine a sidewall? Do I use a hammer and a chisel, or do I pour acid all over my rims?
Self delusion and garlic bread.
Giving people grief is all I have left. Why would you take that away?
I tried to make champagne with a Soda Stream once. Ended up painting the ceiling with goon and blinding 3 of my friends.
The hate's so chunky you could carve it...
I heard he burns children in his forge and puts the soul of a child into each frame
Son, you gotta feed the horse before you leave the club
This should feel like my gooch is being suspended on the feathers of archangels...
i like this
Tristan Kopp: prodUSER - News - Domus
I dream of a world where children are taken to school by beautiful ladies on bakfiets, roads with broad shoulders, and where the only potholes are thoses on the moon. A world where every commute see's a little pavé. A world of broken in leather, supple sidewalls and where no one gets flats.
Haven't seen this one discussed, has a production date so not total vapourware..
World's First Chainless Folding Electric Bike By Mando Is Impossible To Ignore : TreeHugger
I think that is the winner of this thread so far.
Bicymple. The simple act of riding a bike, made complicated and fucking dangerous. And how is a direct-drive, freewheeling hub more simple than a fixed chainring, chain and sproket?
At least people could and would use this safely and practically, but the specs say it weighs 21kg which is pretty unpleasant.
Also, had a good lol at this one
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Last edited by mercury; 29-11-2012 at 01:25 PM.
New fuel for the hate fire...
designaffairs STUDIO » Blog Archive » Clarity Bike
Wtf head tube angle? Wtf plastic?
Saddle Lock by Lee Sang Hwa, Kim Jin Ho and Yeo Min Gu | URDesign Magazine
This too.
Must be a slow week in bellendville.