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    Quote Originally Posted by JLN not ZLTN View Post
    THEY CAN'T EVEN RENDER THE CORRECT WHEEL!
    Or put it on the bike in the correct direction in the first place!
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilGenius View Post
    I know I haven't been here long, but long enough to say that fixed gear cycling is very cool.

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    This, my friends, takes the highest level of accolades for stupidest fucking bike, ever.

    The bicymple. The bicycle, simplified.

    Prepare yourselves.

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    I can't help but to feel that with the rear in the 'swing' position, the bicymple is the bike equivalent of a ripstik

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    a two-wheeled unicycle. i'm sure someone somewhere would buy one. but they've probably spent all their money on adult diapers.
    oh. i was thinking like Smorgys only 100 times bigger.
    dildos that actually look like wangs are kinda expensive
    You're all hopped up on goofballs
    I'm sure there are forums dedicated to the world's shittest youtube vids. Fortunately, this is not one of them.
    that's kinda like sleeping with your best friend's wife, then asking him to wipe your dick afterwards
    you revived a 4 month old thread to say you love ball sacks?
    So how do I machine a sidewall? Do I use a hammer and a chisel, or do I pour acid all over my rims?
    Self delusion and garlic bread.
    Giving people grief is all I have left. Why would you take that away?
    I tried to make champagne with a Soda Stream once. Ended up painting the ceiling with goon and blinding 3 of my friends.
    The hate's so chunky you could carve it...
    I heard he burns children in his forge and puts the soul of a child into each frame
    Son, you gotta feed the horse before you leave the club
    This should feel like my gooch is being suspended on the feathers of archangels...
    apart from the above, i'm pretty much a piece of shit.
    I was warned about all you assholes

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    ^^I don't

    I like this though:
    coolmaterial.com/rides/the-missing-link-keychain/
    I dream of a world where children are taken to school by beautiful ladies on bakfiets, roads with broad shoulders, and where the only potholes are thoses on the moon. A world where every commute see's a little pavé. A world of broken in leather, supple sidewalls and where no one gets flats.

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    Haven't seen this one discussed, has a production date so not total vapourware..

    World's First Chainless Folding Electric Bike By Mando Is Impossible To Ignore : TreeHugger
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    The furries probably think us bike people are a bunch of freaks.
    Quote Originally Posted by lokione View Post
    Whatever! Next month I'm gonna ride a uni cycle with a paddle tyre accross Bass Straight with Afgan midget siamese twin strippers on my shoulders to raise awearness for migrant exploitation. Amature...
    Quote Originally Posted by justdave View Post
    That's sig worthy, some one jump on it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post
    Slightly confused as to what a town bike was (is it fixed, where can I find one, how much does it cost, how long must I wait for shipping?) I googled "town bike".

    Well I feel silly now

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    Quote Originally Posted by drozzy View Post
    This, my friends, takes the highest level of accolades for stupidest fucking bike, ever.

    The bicymple. The bicycle, simplified.

    Prepare yourselves.
    I think that is the winner of this thread so far.

    Bicymple. The simple act of riding a bike, made complicated and fucking dangerous. And how is a direct-drive, freewheeling hub more simple than a fixed chainring, chain and sproket?

    Quote Originally Posted by PiledHigher View Post
    Haven't seen this one discussed, has a production date so not total vapourware..

    World's First Chainless Folding Electric Bike By Mando Is Impossible To Ignore : TreeHugger
    At least people could and would use this safely and practically, but the specs say it weighs 21kg which is pretty unpleasant.

    Also, had a good lol at this one
    Last edited by mercury; 29-11-2012 at 01:25 PM.

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    New fuel for the hate fire...

    designaffairs STUDIO » Blog Archive » Clarity Bike

    Wtf head tube angle? Wtf plastic?

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