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    Most eccentric bike of the pro peleton

    Chris Horner's Trek Madone 6.9 SSL
    Pro Bike: Chris Horner's Trek Madone 6.9 SSL | Cyclingnews.com

    pump, spare tyre, panniers.
    this struck me as being pretty out there
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    People that identify primarily as cyclists are quite often assholes.

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    Panniers?

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    25cm tyres?
    oh. i was thinking like Smorgys only 100 times bigger.
    dildos that actually look like wangs are kinda expensive
    You're all hopped up on goofballs
    I'm sure there are forums dedicated to the world's shittest youtube vids. Fortunately, this is not one of them.
    that's kinda like sleeping with your best friend's wife, then asking him to wipe your dick afterwards
    you revived a 4 month old thread to say you love ball sacks?
    So how do I machine a sidewall? Do I use a hammer and a chisel, or do I pour acid all over my rims?
    Self delusion and garlic bread.
    Giving people grief is all I have left. Why would you take that away?
    I tried to make champagne with a Soda Stream once. Ended up painting the ceiling with goon and blinding 3 of my friends.
    The hate's so chunky you could carve it...
    I heard he burns children in his forge and puts the soul of a child into each frame
    Son, you gotta feed the horse before you leave the club
    This should feel like my gooch is being suspended on the feathers of archangels...
    apart from the above, i'm pretty much a piece of shit.
    I was warned about all you assholes

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    Bike needs fenders. Why doesn't he just carry all that shit in a Camelback and be done with it?
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    I was warned about all you assholes
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    This forum never ceases to amaze me...

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    BRAKELESS SINCE FOREVER I AM A FIXED WHEEL PIONEER ON MY LUGGED STEEL BICYCLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by SanEsteban View Post
    Panniers?
    Yes, not seeing any panniers. It's a bike race FFS

    Dunno who this Chris guy is but what a noob
    Last edited by oratiohhhhhh; 15-05-2012 at 06:56 PM.
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    I thought it was called touring and you did it on a shitbox Shogun from 1992

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    I read this today and thought "What a total fucking Fred"
    I really hope he gets second on the podium in a grand tour, just so he is eternally left wondering "Imagine if I didn't lug that extra shit around on my bike like a cyclotourist when I didn't have to. Am I a giant douchebag?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The JAMS View Post
    25cm tyres?
    This - soooo pro.
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    Jaffologist™
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    (especially if mounted to a bench/table that can also support your alcoholic beverage of choice)
    "Hey apple"

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    is all that gear included in the weigh in bike weight? if so, it probably makes as much sense as taping spanners or lead inside the seattube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SanEsteban View Post
    Panniers?
    In the words of Foghorn Leghorn- 'I say that's a joke son'
    Foghorn Leghorn - YouTube
    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalCyclist View Post
    People that identify primarily as cyclists are quite often assholes.

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