oh. i was thinking like Smorgys only 100 times bigger.
dildos that actually look like wangs are kinda expensive
You're all hopped up on goofballs
I'm sure there are forums dedicated to the world's shittest youtube vids. Fortunately, this is not one of them.
that's kinda like sleeping with your best friend's wife, then asking him to wipe your dick afterwards
you revived a 4 month old thread to say you love ball sacks?
So how do I machine a sidewall? Do I use a hammer and a chisel, or do I pour acid all over my rims?
Self delusion and garlic bread.
Giving people grief is all I have left. Why would you take that away?
I tried to make champagne with a Soda Stream once. Ended up painting the ceiling with goon and blinding 3 of my friends.
The hate's so chunky you could carve it...
I heard he burns children in his forge and puts the soul of a child into each frame
Son, you gotta feed the horse before you leave the club
This should feel like my gooch is being suspended on the feathers of archangels...
apart from the above, i'm pretty much a piece of shit.