To the lady in the hire car on elizabeth st at five-twenty; please indicate and headcheck before you pull out into traffic.
To the guy on the bike in a'beckett st at five-thirty; don't pull out into the bike lane and then stop, especially when you see someone coming.
To the guy in the audi on swanston st at five-thirty-five; i had my hand on your window because you were forcing me into a tram superstop, not because i didn't want to 'keep my hands off your f%^&ing car'
To the guy in the 4wd on rathdowne st at five-fourty; please make sure that there's no-one in the lane next to you before you turn, and my girlfriend apologizes for inturrupting your text messaging.
And to the girl in carlton, who i dropped my last job to at six o'clock, with the pretty hair and the cute haircut; Thankyou. You made it all worthwhile.