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Thread: Hate On Industrial Designers'/Philippe Starck Thread

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    Hate On Industrial Designers'/Philippe Starck Thread

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    ^ This. I seriously hate Philippe Starck.

    'Bicycle of the future'? I don't think I want to live in the future.

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    Oh man. 30 seconds on that site and I already have a deep-founded hatred of the man.

    This is ridiculous - Quotes
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    Steve - I've edited the first part so it makes a little bit more sence... not much though

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    Spokes? Pffft...everyone knows the bike of the future won't have spokes.
    Quote Originally Posted by dayne View Post
    this is still better than no cranks wearing a nappy.

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    If it performs anything like his juicer there will be bodies everywhere.

    My hatred for Philippe Starck is only matched by the feeling of overratedness i get from Marc Newson

    Marc Newson Ltd

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    Not to mention his 'functional and practical' wind turbine; double the price and a quarter as efficient.

    ..and uglier.

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    philippe starck is one of the most overrated pieces of shit on this planet.
    $400 for a blow-mould plastic garden gnome???
    and you consider yourself a designer? he's a brand, not a designer.

    i will also second mercury's assertion that marc newson is possibly the most egomaniacal, self important arsehole in the design field. if you could draw a diagram of how far up his own arse his head is it would be an infinite spiral
    oh. i was thinking like Smorgys only 100 times bigger.
    dildos that actually look like wangs are kinda expensive
    You're all hopped up on goofballs
    I'm sure there are forums dedicated to the world's shittest youtube vids. Fortunately, this is not one of them.
    that's kinda like sleeping with your best friend's wife, then asking him to wipe your dick afterwards
    you revived a 4 month old thread to say you love ball sacks?
    So how do I machine a sidewall? Do I use a hammer and a chisel, or do I pour acid all over my rims?
    Self delusion and garlic bread.
    Giving people grief is all I have left. Why would you take that away?
    I tried to make champagne with a Soda Stream once. Ended up painting the ceiling with goon and blinding 3 of my friends.
    The hate's so chunky you could carve it...
    I heard he burns children in his forge and puts the soul of a child into each frame
    Son, you gotta feed the horse before you leave the club
    This should feel like my gooch is being suspended on the feathers of archangels...
    apart from the above, i'm pretty much a piece of shit.
    I was warned about all you assholes

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercury View Post
    I thought I saw one of these bikes in iTrip iSkip on Lonsdale Street in Braddon. A lot of money for a heavy, plastic bike.
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    Jaffologist™
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    "Hey apple"

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    Quote Originally Posted by larfinboy View Post
    I thought I saw one of these bikes in iTrip iSkip on Lonsdale Street in Braddon. A lot of money for a heavy, plastic bike.
    Its in Unit, next door. Has been there for about 7 years now unsold

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    although he's at least waaaaay ahead of the pack when it comes to every other douchebag ind.designers' bike of the future in that his has racks and mudguards (and 'traditional' wheels)
    oh. i was thinking like Smorgys only 100 times bigger.
    dildos that actually look like wangs are kinda expensive
    You're all hopped up on goofballs
    I'm sure there are forums dedicated to the world's shittest youtube vids. Fortunately, this is not one of them.
    that's kinda like sleeping with your best friend's wife, then asking him to wipe your dick afterwards
    you revived a 4 month old thread to say you love ball sacks?
    So how do I machine a sidewall? Do I use a hammer and a chisel, or do I pour acid all over my rims?
    Self delusion and garlic bread.
    Giving people grief is all I have left. Why would you take that away?
    I tried to make champagne with a Soda Stream once. Ended up painting the ceiling with goon and blinding 3 of my friends.
    The hate's so chunky you could carve it...
    I heard he burns children in his forge and puts the soul of a child into each frame
    Son, you gotta feed the horse before you leave the club
    This should feel like my gooch is being suspended on the feathers of archangels...
    apart from the above, i'm pretty much a piece of shit.
    I was warned about all you assholes

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    Unit is still there? That place has got to have the most amazing cross section of unsold industrial-design-wank available today.

    It will make for an kick arse archaeological dig one day.

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