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    MS Excel Certified mckenny's Avatar
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    Post things only arseholes / armholes do

    - use their umbrella on a covered footpath, swinging that thing about like they're fucking gene kelly
    - start sentences with "i'm not racist, but..."
    - spend 4 minutes rearranging their wallet at the checkout
    - bike related things here
    Last edited by mckenny; 01-05-2012 at 08:26 PM.
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    Give blow-by-blow descriptions of their latest epic personal training session, loudly, in an open plan office.

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    Put noise complaint letters in my mailbox... When my music is always off no later than 9pm anyway.

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    - Tell you an awesome story that happened to them, which is actually the same awesome story that you told them the week before.
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    talk to you when you're in the toilet. or when they're in the toilet. or about the toilet.

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    spend lunch breaks complaining about work. every lunch break. all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brendan View Post
    talk to you when you're in the toilet. or when they're in the toilet. or about the toilet.
    fuck off thats rad
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    Quote Originally Posted by brendan View Post
    talk to you when you're in the toilet. or when they're in the toilet. or about the toilet.
    +1 to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brendan View Post
    talk to you when you're in the toilet. or when they're in the toilet. or about the toilet.
    toilet talk in person is fine with me.....but i draw the line at talking on the phone when either, or both, of you are on the can.

    Toilet Rules
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    *you're, who does your spell checking when your on graphic desing jobz

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    cut lines and other impatient acts.
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    Steve - I've edited the first part so it makes a little bit more sence... not much though

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